SENSUAL MASSAGE
Sensual massage has become a raging success here at Funhouse, pushing us into the position of being the very first ‘one stop shop’ in New Zealand; providing everything from erotic naked massage, bedroom GFE, PSE, and bi double, through to all types of kink play sessions.
All of our massage ladies are fully trained in the art of the erotic.
Trust in their ability to tease and listen to your specific desires, your body & your reactions. Some of you like a slow, light build up to an explosive finale. Some of you enjoy a little more pressure and some of you may even want a therapeutic massage before your happy ending.
Always make sure to mention the details of your preferred session, as some of our ladies are trained in things others aren’t, vice versa.
Lightly warmed oil will be the only thing separating you from your chosen gorgeous therapist.
Relax and unwind ass she soothes you before climbing on to the table with you, body sliding and breast sweeping over you. Reverse body slides can be a little visual treat if you are well behaved, and perineum stroking is something a lot of you love.
Our ladies are all keen to make your experience the best possible, so the more they know, the better session they can provide.
WHAT TO EXPECT
What will be offered in a standard session is a gorgeous lady naked, with you either naked or if a little bit shy you may prefer to keep your underpants on.
There is NO full service in the massage rooms.
You will be asked to shower at the beginning of the booking and a shower is offered at the end as well – after the luxurious use of hot towels to degrease you.
Your session will involve lots of hands on sensual touching and heightening of your senses.
Full body2body contact with warm oil making that contact so much more sensual, body slides and breast sweeps and hand relief.
Touching of bum and breasts is allowed but nothing between the legs and certainly nothing internal, extras are there for this purpose.
Boundaries are very important to us and they must be respected, if you try to cross the line and push where you are not welcome you will be warned, if you continue you will be told to leave with no refund offered.
Remember if you want full service make a full service booking and remember that not all of our sensual massage ladies will even necessarily offer that anyway, and some may not even offer extras so ask when you call to book.
THE ROOMS
We have three dedicated sensual massage rooms with oversized high-end massage tables, large mirrors, unscented high quality oil, atmospheric lighting and comfortable seating.
With a sensual massage booking you will still receive the high standard of service that we provide with all of our other bookings including complimentary drink and of course you will be in our fabulous, sumptuous premises.
You are still offered the total discretion of a Funhouse booking not seeing or being seen by other patrons.
We are also the only place in Wellington now able to offer a luxury room with two tables if it is for you and your significant other and you wish to book a therapist each and share the experience.
FANTASY & ATTIRE
Because we are so well equipped with people trained in many different areas of sexy fun, you will have quite a few options for sessions not available at other sensual massage establishments in Wellington central.
We have the largest costume wardrobe in New Zealand so outfit requests can generally be catered to easily.
Although massage sessions will be done with you and your masseuse totally naked, being greeted by someone dressed as a nurse or a schoolgirl or wearing a secretary outfit, PVC and thigh highs or leather may be a welcome start to your visit.
Fantasy dress up is at no extra cost.
PRICING
45 MINUTES $180/200/220/240
1 HOUR $220/240/260/280
KINKY MASSAGE 1 HOUR $400/420/450
FOUR HANDS (STRAIGHT DOUBLE) $POA
BI-DOUBLE MASSAGE $POA
COUPLES MASSAGE (1 therapist – 1 table) $POA
COUPLES MASSAGE (2 therapists – 2 tables) $POA
*Only some of the ladies offer 45 minute sessions
EXTRAS
Most of our ladies provide extras in the massage rooms, but remember: different ladies offer different extras. Extras include:
Kissing – passionate french kissing to heighten the climax + $50
Intimate touching – gentle fingering of the lady, with clean hands and short well groomed nails + $50
Voyeurism – watching your sexy masseuse play with herself – no touching though + $30
Multi-shot – for the man who can manage it twice $30 extra for the woman to make it happen
COB – come on body or breasts + $50
Foot job + $50
Armpit adoration and worship +$30
PSE – dirty talk and naughtiness +$50
Edging – keeping you excited but controlling it to get the most out of the experience + $30
Spanking – on you – with hand or a paddle + $30
Prostate massage + $50 – anal play by an experienced woman with the skill to find and massage your prostate leading to prostate milking or an incredibly heightened and massively enjoyable orgasm.
CBJ (covered/protected blowjob) + $50
Cunnilingus + $50
Spanking – on the lady – after discussing and agreeing on pressure + $50
Anal play on the lady – You must have well groomed nails, be gentle, use lube and ALWAYS ask the lady first + $50
Fleshlight + $30
Foot Fetish – Sniffing, licking, sucking toes and feet, may also include a foot-job finish +$100
Therapeutic massage – some of our women are trained in therapeutic massage but this is a service that requires many skills that not everyone has – like the ability to relieve actual muscle tension and then be sexy and naked leading to a happy ending +$30
Golden shower + $80
Strap on +$100
Full Bi show +$140
Kinky massage $400/420
Kinky massage – can involve all kinds of things, light flogging, genital bondage, you wearing ladies panties, spanking (Of you), clamps or pegs on your nipples, blindfolds, fleshlight, cuffs – so many possibilities – just ask!
Do remember however that extras are a way of increasing the excitement with the build up near the end; they aren’t something you can do throughout the whole booking.
Vigorously fingering a lady for an hour is the surest way to be put on the ‘not welcome’ list.
