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Phone Sex

Are you lonely, horny, bored, missing physical closeness? Are you looking for something sexy to take your mind off this madness we find ourselves in? Perhaps a day of virtual online GFE to keep you UP, or a session of phone sex to leave you breathless and gratified, or if you are having trouble finding some alone time then sexting could be the best thing for you.

Let us take you on a wild ride and leave you content but gagging for more. What is it that you most desire? Let’s dig deep and see what comes up. We are open minded, creative, naughty, slutty, filthy, commanding – We also have a soft sensual side that just loves mutual pleasure.

Let’s have some fun while keeping our physical distance.

 

Funhouse ladies are providing Phone sex, sexting, virtual all day GFE, and sexy packages that can include a few things. Obviously we haven’t thought of everything YET so if you have any other desire let us know, it might seem taboo but just check – as long as it isn’t meeting in person then we will be the perfect place for your fantasy!

 

All services must be prepaid into a bank account.

 

Phone Sex:

10 minutes $50

15 mins $75

 

Categories include, GFE, PSE, Kinky, Submissive, Dominant, maybe more taboo

 

Sexting comes with one photo:

10 mins $25

20 mins $50

 

Virtual all day GFE:

Virtual online GFE, a day of sexting and some naughty photos – book a day ahead and wake up to a nude and some playful text. Then afternoon delight, when you’re winding down for the day and your favourite lady surprises you and winds you right back up. You get the idea.

$150 for the day

 

Upsize me:

Or mix it up, all day GFE plus a phone session – all day GFE plus a video clip made with you in mind or a total pamper package of all day GFE, video, phone sex, photo bundle – you choose.

Packages start at $200

 

Recorded orgasm:

Want to hear your fave Funhouse babe panting and mewling while she fucks herself, plays with her wet pussy, pleasures herself? 60 seconds of masturbation and heart pumping climax!

$15

 

Custom made audio orgasm:

Or perhaps a custom made audio clip where your favourite lady screams YOUR name as they climax.

$20

Call soon

 

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Sessions must be pre-booked and prepaid – so get organised and make a time soon!

 The best girlfriend experience known to man!

 

Contact Madam Mary NOW!!


 

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

Marilyn Monroe

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Brendan Behan

I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Mae West