Mutual Masturbation

So you are feeling a little nervous about connecting with someone in person? Not sure how your performance might be? You like to watch but porn doesn’t do it for you? Mutual masturbation in a Funhouse room with a Funhouse beauty is the hottest thing to happen to physical distancing.

At Funhouse we have sessions of mutual masturbation that will have your mind blown without touching. Our fabulous ladies will welcome you and take you to a sumptuous room with soft lighting, luxury furnishings, a drink, great company and physical distancing to keep everyone safe and sane. It isn’t just a pandemic that makes someone not enjoy people in their personal space!

Our ladies will get into your groove and build the excitement and the sexual tension until it is time to watch and play with yourselves. Maybe you like a race to the finish. No faking with Funhouse ladies, they always know what works.

At Funhouse we cater to most things, as long as they are safe, sane and consensual. We are also open to suggestions. If you don’t ask you don’t get, so let’s make life fun again with sessions that can cater to everyone’s tastes and needs. Come on in and enjoy the ultimate voyeuristic session in comfort and safety.

 The best girlfriend experience known to man!

 

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Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

Marilyn Monroe

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Brendan Behan

I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Mae West