Zelda

Enthusiastic, absurd, devastatingly arousing… unlike anyone you’ve met

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The Ultimate Girlfriend Experience

 Playful, startling, warm and full of enthusiasm, Zelda enjoys nothing more than teasing and being being teased.

With a devastatingly sharp wit, deliberate, joyful touch and a genuine curiosity and sense of play, Zelda enjoys both discovering and provoking whatever pleasures may be possible and peculiar to you.

 

At once unusually perceptive and full of child-like wonder, Zelda treats each encounter as a chance to learn; Giving you permission to escape the world of restraint, expectation and adult responsibility and for once (for once!) be appreciated and seen for who you are, when you are not on your best, most grown-up behaviour.

Zelda is available from 11:00 AM-7:00 PM on Wednesday, 25 November, from 11:00 AM-7:00 PM on Thursday, and from 11:00 AM-7:00 PM on Friday.

Never shying away from pleasure, Zelda prioritises mutual exploration and may comfortably, gently, guide you through how she likes her own responsive body to be played with and touched.

Her arousal comes from chemistry rather than looks—-pictures after all, may be ‘pretty’ but touch, enthusiasm, desire, patience, an absurd sense of humour and an ability to let go (truely let go!) and just be two bodies touching, fucking and losing themselves without judgement…that is what really makes her wet.

All bodies after all, are good bodies.

Because every encounter is radically different and involves mutual learning and exploration, Zelda works around her sex drive, mood and personal desires, only taking bookings when she is in the mood…

So why not take a deep breath, steady yourself and book Zelda.

It may be the best thing you ever do.

 

 

“ I am walking back with the goofiest grin on my face. An experience and memory which I will cherish for a lifetime”

 

“I love how organic it all is, I feel so comfortable sharing new ideas and fantasies. Being able to explore things with no judgement… No lies or nonsense. Glad she enjoys my visits as much as I do”

 

 

 

Details:

Age: 23
Size: 8
Height: 5’7”
Bust: natural 32C (sensitive nipples)   
Hair: Brunette
Eyes: Huge, dark brown, mischievous
Butt: Cute !
Nationality: European
Tattoos: Several small
Piercings: None
Services:
GFE
Kinky GFE
Edging
Body2body massage
Kinky massage
Bi doubles
Straight doubles
Massage extras
(perhaps others…)

Rates:

30 mins $350
45 mins $430
1 hour $500
75 mins $630
90 mins $750
2 hours $1000
Bi double POA
Anal play (receiving) +$50
Sensual massage – 1 hour $240
Kinky GFE POA
Kinky Massage $380
Massage extras POA
+$10 per hour by card