Covid Update – Level 2

Keeping you safe, sane and sexy

Covid Update

Thank you for your continued support and enthusiasm. We are very excited to reopen our doors at level 2, with some (temporary) tweaks and changes that will ensure everyone’s safety and satisfaction.

We appreciate your co-operation and collaboration in our efforts and request that you do not make a booking if there is any possibility of your being sick.

For our part we are going above and beyond the Ministry guidelines.

GFE is temporarily an intimate full service with no kissing or missionary position (a chance to get a little creative!). Showering together is a no no and all oral sex must include a condom and dental dam (why not try out some other techniques? You know you want to)…..

We have a couple of ways of fulfilling our contact tracing obligations, so please ask me about these when you book. One of them is a QR code from Rippl that you can scan at the door (inside door); your information is not stored by us and in the unlikely event of further contact, our business is registered as a number code (top secret).

The Funhouse ladies will also be limiting their contact to a maximum of one client per day…. so if you would like to be one of the lucky few call 027 251 7511

We know some of these changes are a little frustrating and we hope that we can return to our usual sexy services very soon. In the mean time, let’s all look out for one another and have some fun!


Funhouse x


Funhouse is going above and beyond the ministry guidelines by not only ensuring that rooms and surfaces are sanitised before each booking, but that all of the ladies are keeping personal records of their daily movements if required for contact tracing. The ladies are practising social distancing in staff areas and in their private lives.

Hand washing is often and thorough and there is hand sanitiser everywhere in the building. No one is sharing make-up, clothing, shoes, laptops, books, phones. Lingerie is washed after each booking. Any toys used are always thoroughly sanitised anyway. We are leaving at least 30 mins between room use for air clearance and thorough cleaning.

Glassware is always put through a dishwasher, linen is being washed in hot water, we are providing one on one bookings only.

Ladies will not come to work if they have any symptoms of cold or flu and likewise if a client was unwise enough to turn up showing symptoms he would be sent away.

We really want this to work for all of our sakes and once again we appreciate your total co-operation.



Update Level 2 18 May 2020