Not just another Wellington escort agency

Funhouse is not just another Wellington escort agency or brothel – we are now the undisputed industry leader in New Zealand for elite escort services and fantasies.

Funhouse is renowned as the most beautiful premises in the country with many of the best women working from them.

We also have New Zealand’s most respected and knowledgeable Madam – Madam Mary.  Mary has been running successful agencies for 25 years – Funhouse is the jewel in her crown.


We are situated right in the heart of the CBD in Central Wellington.  Our address is only given out on confirmation of your booking and your anonymity and privacy are guaranteed. We are seemingly just a door on the street but behind that door is the stairway to a whole lot of sexy fun and fantasy.


At our discreet purpose built boutique salon in Wellington CBD we will spoil, pamper and cater to your innermost fantasies and desires. Whether you are looking for a true GFE (Girlfriend Experience) or someone who will tie you up and talk dirty to you, your chosen specialist will make your time with her memorable. We also have rooms set up for sensual massage, fantasies, fetishes and more deviant desires.

You will never see another client. All of the Funhouse rooms are beautifully decorated, comfortable, clean and extremely well equipped. A complimentary beer, glass of wine or non-alcoholic beverage is available on your arrival. You can relax and fully enjoy your time in the hands of one of our fantastic sex specialists.

We accept cash, eftpos, Visa and Master Card.

Outcalls are available to major Hotels but cash is the only accepted payment for these services unless you pay prior to your booking.


The phone is on at the following times:

  • 9am until 9pm Monday through Thursday
  • 9am until 8pm Friday
  • 11am until 6pm Saturday
  • 12pm until 7pm Sunday and all public holidays.

If you reach our answer phone then leave a message and we will call you back.