Our purpose built Escort Agency Premises are located in the Wellington CBD – with our address only given out upon confirmation of a booking.

Indulge in our beautifully decorated, discrete, comfortable & clean rooms, where you can relax knowing your privacy and comfort are prioritised. A complimentary beer, glass of wine or non-alcoholic beverage is available on your arrival, whoever you’re seeing will bring these to you.

Majority of our Ladies are comfortable seeing all genders, trans-clients, non-binary & queer clients. Please just check in with your provider directly when making your booking.

Let us look after you, relax and fully enjoy your time in the hands of one of our fantastic sex specialists.


Funhouse are are also home to our other indulgent sites – Naked Massage & The MM Club…
As well as our site, Work For Fun, dedicated to becoming a Funhouse Lady !  


We accept cash, eftpos, Visa and Master Card.
With card payments there will be a $10.00 additional fee*


At Funhouse, The SM Club & The MM Club – we prioritise your comfort, as well as our beautiful Ladies of Funhouse.
There is always a basal level of mutual respect you can expect to receive, as we expect our Ladies to receive.
You will be required to provide a contact number and if you pre-book I will text you on the day to reconfirm but once your booking is over you will not hear from us unless you are making another booking.


Contact Madam Mary via clicking here or the Funhouse phone (+64 27 251 7511) between the hours of …

9am – 9pm Monday to Thursday
9am – 8pm Friday
11am – 6pm Saturday
Closed Sunday

12 – 8 any public holiday.

If enquiring via email, I suggest you give at least 2 days notice otherwise call or text for a more immediate response.
We always reply to emails, so if you haven’t heard from us it means we didn’t receive your email.


Interested in seeing someone today?
Call us and visit our Weekly Roster to find out which of our beautiful Ladies are available today.

Looking for something else?
If you’d like more information on our other services, take a visit to the MM Club,  as well as our premier Naked Sensual Massage.

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