Indulge in our beautifully decorated, discreet, comfortable & clean rooms, where you can relax knowing your privacy and comfort are prioritised. A complimentary beer, glass of wine or non-alcoholic beverage is available on your arrival, whoever you’re seeing will bring these to you.
If you are a new client to us, or if you are making a prebook for another day then you may be asked to pay a deposit, with the balance being paid to the lady at the time of the booking. Payment methods are discreet and painless.
A majority of our Ladies are comfortable seeing all genders, trans-clients, non-binary & queer clients. Please just check in with your provider directly when making your booking.
We accept cash, eftpos, Visa and Master Card.
With card payments there will be a $10.00 additional fee*
At Funhouse, sensual massage Wellington & The MM Club – we prioritise your comfort, as well as our beautiful Ladies of Funhouse.
Mutual respect is something we strive for at Funhouse so that everyone can relax and enjoy their time.
You will be required to provide a contact number and if you pre-book I will text you on the day to reconfirm but once your booking is over you will not hear from us unless you are making another booking.
Contact Madam Mary via clicking here or the Funhouse phone (+64 27 251 7511) between the hours of …
9am – 9pm Monday to Thursday
9am – 8pm Friday
11am – 6pm Saturday
12pm – 6pm Sunday
Public holidays to be advised
If enquiring via email, I suggest you give at least 2 days notice otherwise call or text for a more immediate response.
We always reply to emails, so if you haven’t heard from us it means we didn’t receive your email.
Looking for something else?
If you’d like more information on our other services, take a visit to the MM Club,
as well as our premier Naked Sensual Massage.