Funhouse Escort Agency

Funhouse is not just another Wellington escort agency or brothel – we are the leading elite escort agency in Wellington.

 

Funhouse has the most well equipped premises in the country with the ability to provide sessions like nowhere else in New Zealand. Funhouse also has New Zealand’s most respected and knowledgeable Madam, Mary has been running successful agencies for 19 years – Funhouse is the jewel in her crown.

Funhouse Location

We are situated right in the heart of the CBD in Central Wellington. Funhouse is a short walk from any major hotel in the central city/CBD and easy to get to if you work or live in the city.

Our address is only given out on confirmation of your booking and anonymity and privacy are guaranteed. Our escorts are essentially private and independent escorts. We are seemingly just a door on the street but behind that door is the stairway to a whole lot of sexy fun and fantasy.

All of our people are hand picked for their genuine love of what they do and then trained, making them the best in their field.

Our Premises

At our discreet purpose built boutique salon in Wellington CBD we will spoil, pamper and cater to your innermost fantasies and desires. Whether you are looking for a true GFE (Girlfriend Experience) or someone who will tie you up and talk dirty to you, your chosen specialist will make your time with her memorable. We also have rooms set up for all kinds of fantasies, fetishes and more deviant desires.

You will never see another client. All of the Funhouse rooms are beautifully decorated, comfortable, clean and extremely well equipped. A complimentary beer, glass of wine or non-alcoholic beverage is available on your arrival. You can relax and fully enjoy your time in the hands of one of our fantastic sex specialists.

We accept cash, eftpos, Visa and Master Card. There is no additional charge for the use of these facilities.

Outcalls are available to major Hotels but cash is the only accepted payment for these services unless you pay prior to your booking.

Funhouse Hours

The phone is on from 9am until 9pm Monday through Friday and 11am until 8pm Saturday and Sunday and all public holidays. If you reach our answer phone then leave a message and Mary will call you back.