2024 Visa Wellington on a Plate

The program for 2024 Visa Wellington on a Plate is out, and we are already making plans!!

This year the festival’s theme is ‘Play With Your Food’, to which say yes please, we are the perfect snack. And we propose this needs expanding too – play before your food, and play after your food.

Good food and good sex were made for each other. Did you know the famous Italian dish Puttanesca was developed to give brothel clients stamina? We don’t know if it is on the menu during Wellington on a Plate but there is a world of culinary delight on offer for those who have worked up an appetite (or plan to).

From the Affogato Caravan, the oyster and bubbles event at the waterfront, a gin contest, to the ‘Feast Across Time’ Doctor Who event at Tākina, August in Wellington is looking like one long feast.  There is even an adults-only high tea, ‘Le Moulin Rose’, at Hippopotamus. Any of the above could make me blush in pre-emptive pleasure to the bedroom, as well as being a sensual experience in their own right.

For those after a private dessert, we offer outcalls to Wellington hotels, for both couples and one-on-one bookings. If incalls are more your thing, Funhouse is close to many of the restaurants and bars taking part in the festival – this works perfectly for us, as we also like to partake. 

And if you are looking for a foodie gift to bring along to a booking, Wellington Chocolate Factory are running evening sessions throughout where you can make your own chocolates. Pro tip: if you scroll through our escort profiles you will find a list of Preferred Pleasures – many list a favourite chocolate.