In my 19 years as a Madam I have learned a lot of things about people, men and women alike. In fact there is not really much that surprises me any more.
One of the oddest things I have observed with men is the ‘understand’ phenomenon. This is something that happens when information is being passed to a new client – as said information is being relayed they will say “understand, understand” as if they are actually listening to what I am saying.
This is ALWAYS a sign that they have not heard a word I have said and will do exactly the opposite of what I have told them. For instance:
I will explain that we operate by appointment only and how important it is to arrive exactly on time. Once a client says ‘understand, understand’ (the repeating of the word is very important here too I must point out) I know they have not taken in a word I said. This leads to me becoming a bit of a nag by going on to explain why it is so important to arrive exactly on time.
- If you are early you risk being ignored, as we won’t know you are there.
- We engineer arrival times to avoid clients seeing each other.
- If you are early we have nowhere to put you.
This is almost always followed up with another round of ‘understand understand’ Then I know for certain they will arrive at least 10 minutes early or late, OR text 15 minutes early saying ‘I am here can I come in?’
My main problem with all of this is not the obvious one but the fact that many folk don’t believe you can put people into boxes – well I am here to tell you that you can (and in some cases I would like to nail the lid shut) and the sooner that being an intuitive Madam and Dominatrix becomes recognized as the incredible skill it is the happier I will be.
Also watch out for New Zealand’s favourite Madam (yes ME!) in the March the 3rd Woman’s Weekly. A major change in attitude has begun.