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You can relax in the knowledge that a Funhouse lady will arrive at your hotel discreetly dressed as though she is staying there herself

Bring the Funhouse experience direct to your Wellington hotel

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Funhouse gets its reputation not just through the exquisite and exciting premises and the fantastic Madam on the phone but also because Funhouse ladies are something very special!

They can visit you in the privacy of your hotel room and bring a little bit of Funhouse to you. This service is available in Wellington central only.

Flexible Hours

The other good news is that if the ladies are keen we may be able to operate outside of our listed opening hours – within reason.

Discreet

You can relax in the knowledge that a Funhouse lady will arrive at your hotel discreetly dressed as though she is staying there herself, she will either come directly to your room or if you need to meet her in the lobby she will wait quietly and inconspicuously until you collect her.

Payment

There is a one off charge of $30 for a hotel visit, cash is the preferred method of payment as we do not have mobile Eftpos, although credit card arrangements can be made over the phone, just ask when making your booking.

Don’t wait until your NEXT visit to Wellington, treat yourself NOW.

Turn your visit into a five star experience!

 

Contact Madam Mary NOW!!


 

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